justxlauren

Yayyyy!

2008-04-29T00:54:55Z

Dallas Bret was born on April 25th at 6:28pm by C-section. He is 6lbs, 5oz and is 20 inches long.
Right now he's still in the hospital, because he has jaundice. He's under the lights for tonight, hopefully we can bring him home tomorrow. I'm staying in the hospital as a 'houseguest'. I have the room, I'm just not a patient. Just a live-in milk machine :D. They discharged me, so i'm allowed to leave the hospital, but I have to be back every couple hours to feed Dallas. Right now i'm at mom's.

wow this sucks

2008-04-22T20:09:50Z

Yea so last Tuesday the public health nurse came for a visit and took my blood pressure and it was 140/98. So she told me to go to the doctor who then sent me to the hospital. I'm still here. On bed rest. Apparently I have mild Preeclampsia. I'm here until the baby is born. Which right now they're planning to induce me on Friday. BABYY!!!

But this is so boring!

Erin was able to get me a laptop from her school for a couple days. I'm using the hospital's wireless internet. Yay me. Still bored though.

justxlauren @ 2008-01-23T17:20:00

2008-01-23T23:26:52Z

Okay, so apparently it's been 10 weeks since I last updated. Who reads this thing anyway?

News: Zac and I moved to FarmAmerica. Closer to Waseca, it's the place that he has his goats.
I am now 23 weeks pregnant. With a baby boyyy!! We're naming him Dallas Bret.
WE HAVE INTERNET! dialup, but still.
Our cell phones dont work in the house, so we had to get a house phone, and of course, where we live they don't offer DSL. fuckers.

justxlauren @ 2007-07-19T19:20:00

2007-07-20T00:45:43Z

Okay. An update, which i NEVER do.

I live in Janesville with Zac. I work at Subway in Waseca, and the one in Janesville. My job sucks sometimes. And i'm already bored with this post, so I'm gonna do a survey :D :D

[The Basics]
Full name: Lauren Kimberly Cerwinske
Date of birth: 2-15-1986
Gender: Female
Location: Library
Ethnicity: Caucasian.
Zodiac sign: Aquarius
Reason for taking survey: bored

[Going Deeper]
If any, name any phobias you have: dunno
If you could come from any country that wasn't your own, what would it be: Itallyyyyy!
Do you drink: sometimes
Do you smoke: no
If so, when did you start smoking: .
If any, what drugs have you done: weed.
Name every country that your Internet friends originate from or live in: USA
Now do the same for your family: eep. dunno
Are you a junk food person or a healthy eater: depends on the day. :D
Living arrangements: apartment with zac
Name any pets you have: none
Siblings: Jenny, 25, Erin, 19, Sam, 16
Do you like your school: n/a
What is your favourite class: n/a
What is your least favourite: n/a.
What genre of movie do you prefer: depends. usually comedy or sappy romance.
What movies from that genre do you like the most: um. Love Actually
Are you a gamer: sure
If so, what games do you play: Sims 2
What music genre do you listen to the most: all
Name some bands/artists you like: Ludacris, Maroon 5
If you could eliminate the existence of one band/artist, which one would you choose: Britney Spears.
Are you into self categorization? If so, what would you call yourself: um. dunno

[Favourites]
Time of the year: Fall and Spring
Friend: jackie, sam, brittany, connie
Family member: my nephews and neice ;x
Animal: cheetahh
Sweet food: brownies
Savoury food: um?
Spicy food: tacooss
Country: Italy.
Colour: Purplee
Sitcom: grey's anatomy, Veronica Mars
Cartoon: um.
TV channel: MTV
Pastime: heh. Zac ;)
Drug: um.
Fictional book: any vampire book by Anne Rice
Non-fictional book: Running With Scissors
Romance movie: Love Actually
Sci-fi movie: um. not a movie, Roswell
Action movie: Man on Fire!
Historical drama movie: um.
Horror movie: Disturbia
Porno: hahaha! Artemesia. I NEED to find a place that has that DVD! I luff it. um. -clears throat- anyways..
Anime: dunno
Magazine: Cosmo
Games console: Gamecube, PC
Website: www.greatestjournal.com
Swear word: FUCK
Ice-cream flavour: chocolate
Clothing brand, if any: none
Store: Old Navy, Aero, Target
Place to relax: bed.
Place to shop: store. ahaha
Place to party: eh. aunt's house.

[Beliefs & Opinions]
What is your opinion on...
The War on Terror: ARG
Abortion: should be illegal.
The Illuminati: the who?
Capital Punishment: keep it!
Music/Movie Piracy: heh. yay!
Satanism: ickk
Communism: against
Child Abuse: against
Rape: baddd yo
Taxes: bad yo. lol
Christmas: yay!
Third World Debt: thazz bad.
Smoking: if you wanna give yourself cancer, go ahead.
The Iraq War & Saddam Hussein: rawr.
Censorship: F--- That! HAHAHAHAH. hyper. sorry ;x
National Socialism: what?
Libertarianism: holy shit. long word!
Republicans: suck
Democrats: sure.
Outsourcing: huh?
White Pride: um yeaa..-eye roll-
White Power (they're different, y'know): .eh.
Racism in general: sucks
Feminism: wheee
People who use their cell phones during movies: they suck
Gay Marriage: ALL FOR IT YO!
Nuclear warfare: wow. that would suck.
Animal Testing: should be stopped. NOW

Do you believe in...
God: somewhat
A counter-god, or devil: somewhat
Reincarnation: yes
The Soul:yes
Evolution: yes
Angels: yes
Karma: yes

Do you celebrate Christmas: yes
How do you celebrate your birthday: um
What is your religion: dont really have one.
Does your family have any special customs: not really
Have you ever converted from another religion or atheism: dunno
Are you a vegetarian: um. NO

[For the Older Kids, Sex!]
Are you a virgin: no
If applicable, did you like your first time: no. dood. it hurt ;x
Ever given head: yes
Ever recieved head: yes
Ever done anal: yes. love it
Does S&M appeal to you: not exactly.
Do you watch pornography: yess
How often do you masturbate: um. a lot?
Ever had sex whilst drunk: yes
Do you regret any sexual incidents that occurred on your part: when i was drunk, yes. had sex with a 40 year old ;x.heh
Do you consider yourself sexually attractive: not really
Favourite sexual position: me on topp
Tell us about any of your personal beliefs regarding sex: um.

[Your Love Life]
Are you in a relationship right now: yes
Describe your current, or most recent relationship: i'm in lovveee
Are you, or have you ever been in love:um hello. read that line again.
What's your sexual orientation: bi
Are you, or do you plan on getting married: i plan on it.
Do you believe in soul-mates: yes
Do you think long-distance love is possible: possible, but hard.
Could you see yourself being unfaithful: i don't think so
What do you notice about the opposite sex first: eyes and lipss
Biggest turn-ons: bigg lips and pretty eyes
Biggest turn-offs: small lips. lol
Taller or shorter than you: taller
Ever broken someone's heart: yes, but it was mutual
Has someone ever broken yours: yes.
Do/would you have children: i would have children
Any relationship beliefs (such as Gorean philosophy, etc): um. no

[Your Bad Side]
Do you steal, or have you stolen: I have.
If so, was it from a store or a person you know: both
Have you been intimate with someone else's significant other: yes
Do you take advantage of other peoples' kindness: not usually
Have you lied to your parents: yes
Do you get jealous easily: yes
Do you have a bad temper: at times
Have you ever made someone cry: um yes
Ever physically hurt someone: yes
Do you consider yourself racist: no
Must you always seek vengeance: no

[This or That]
Alcohol or Marijuanna: alcohol
Coca-Cola or Pepsi: coca-cola
A quiet evening at home or a wild night out: quiet evening at home
Extreme intelligence or unbelievable beauty: extreme intelligence
A permanent, stable relationship or an insane sex life: permanent, stable relationship
Christmas without gifts, or Christmas without everything else: christmas without gifts
Rock or Rap: rock
The ability to fly or the ability to be invisible: to be invisible
Hearing or seeing: seeing
Depression or anxiety: depression
Immortality without the ability to die, or mortality: mortality
Death by freezing, or burning: eep. i'd have to say freezing.
Death by suffocation or being stabbed: stabbed
Lots of acquaintances or a few close friends: few close friends
To be a singer or an actor/actress: actor/actress
Eternal day or eternal night: eternal night
X-Ray vision or psychic abilities: psychic abilities
Sweet or savoury: sweet
To never sleep or to never eat: to never eat
To eat as much as you want or to sleep as much as you want: sleep as much as i want
World domination or infinite knowledge of all things: infinite knowledge of all things
Britney Spears or Christina Aquilera: Christina Aguilera
Bush or Kerry: Kerry.
To enslave or to be enslaved: to enslave
To resort to cannibalism or to die: die.

[The Last]
Person you talked to: Zac
Person you argued with: Zac
Person you hugged: Zac
Person you kissed:Zac
Person you texted: Jackie
Phonecall: mom
Thing you ate: steak
Thing you drank: dr.pepper
Time you showered: this morning
Time you told someone you loved them: 30 minutes ago
Time someone said they loved you: ^^
Time you laughed: earlier today
Time you vomited: not sure
Paycheck: Friday
Time you had sex: Last night
TV show you watched: dunno
Song you listened to: dunno
Movie you watched: The Longest Yard
Dream you had: dont remember
Time you got drunk: August 2004
Party you went to: August 2004
Item of clothing you bought: shirt and pants
Person you would sleep with: dunno

[Have You Ever Been Called]
Bitch: yes
Bastard: yes
Beautiful: yess
Talented: not recently
A waste of space: haha. yes
Liar: yes
Geek: yes
Nerd:yes
Loser: yes
Peculiar: no
Intelligent: yes
Skinny: yes
Fat: yes
Pretty: yes
Preppy: no
Goth: no
Emo: no
Grunger: no
Fiend: no
Innovative: no
Weirdo: yess
Stupid: yes
Retarded: yes
Annoying: yes
Freak: yes
Brat: yes
Minger: no
Cute: yes
Interesting: yes
Boring: yes
Slut: yes
Whore: yes
Whoreface: no
Skank: yes
Asshole: yes
Shitface: no
Ugly: yes
Disgusting: yes
Shithead: yes
Cock: no
Tit:no
Twat: no

[Totally Random]
Tell us the first thing you'd do with a million dollars: buy a new computer
Why is the sky blue: cuz
Do you consider yourself to be romantic: yes
What's the best thing somebody has ever said about you: dunno
What do you think of P.E.T.A: sure
What do you think of South Park: stupidddly funny
Is religious fundamentalism a good idea: um.
Do you like candles: yes
Do you think emo people are idiots: no
Do you think goths are idiots: no
Do you think people who take ridiculously long surveys are idiots: no
Do you believe men and women are truly equal: they should be, but they're not.
Do you read books very much: yes
Do people consider you to be a bookworm: yes
Describe your mother: um.
What's one thing you would change about your body: i'd be skinnier.
Would you kill one child to save the lives of 1000 children: eep. no
What one thing would a person have to do to deserve death: kill
The most romantic thing somebody's ever done for you: i don't know
Do you use IRC: no
Do you use bittorrent: no
What P2P programs do you use: when i have internet i use limewire
Have you ever skydived: no
List three things you want to do before you die: go to italy, have children, get married
The world ends and you can only save three people and yourself. Who would you save: oh wow. um. Mom, Solomon, Zac.
If you could kick anyone's ass, who would it be: Rebecca
If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would it be: Alan Rickman. lol
Are you bored of this survey yet: yes

Put an x next to the things that apply to you.
Have you ever...
[x] been drunk.
[x] smoked pot.
[x] kissed a member of the opposite sex.
[] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[x] been fired.
[x] been in a fist fight.
[x] had sex.
[x] had a threesome - kissing or otherwise
[] snuck out of your parent's house.
[x] been arrested.
[] made out with a stranger.
[x] stole something from your job.
[] celebrated new years in times square.
[] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher.
[]celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
[] been to europe.
[x]skipped school.
[x] thrown up from drinking.
[] lost your sibling.
[x] played 'clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[] dropped x.
[] cheated on a bf/gf.
[] been cheated on.
[x] had a sweet sixteen.
[x] had a car.
[x] driven.
[] had a quinceanera.

Do you...
[x] have a bf.
[] have a gf.
[x] have a crush.
[x] feel loved.
[] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[] hate yourself.
[x] think your attractive.
[] have a dog.
[] have your own room.
[x] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[] listen to soul.
[] listen to techno.
[] listen to reggae.
[] paint your nails.
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[] get good grades.
[] play an instrument.
[] have slippers.
[] wear boxers.
[x] wear thongs.
[] wear black eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color yellow.
[] cyber.
[] claim.
[x] like to read.
[] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[] have short hair.
[x] have a cell phone.
[] have a laptop.
[] have a pager.

Are you...
[x] ugly.
[x] pretty.
[x] ok.
[x] bored.
[X] happy.
[] bilingual.
[x] white.
[] black.
[] mexican. (shouldnt this say hispanic. more politically correct that way)
[] asian.
[x] short.
[] tall.
[] grounded.
[] sick.
[] a virgin.
[x] lazy.
[] single.
[x] taken.
[] looking.
[x] not looking.
[] talking to someone.
[] IMing someone.
[x] scared to die.
[x] tired.
[x] sleepy.
[x] annoyed.
[x] hungry.
[x] thirsty.
[] on the phone.
[] in your room.
[] drinking something.
[] eating something.
[] in your pjs.
[x] ticklish.
[] listening to music.
[] homophobic.
[] racist.

yeaah! beat that suckerrr

2006-03-18T16:14:39Z

And you didn't think I'd do it..

2006-03-18T02:10:00Z

Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used.

1. taking a long, hot bubble bath
2. being with people i love
3. long drives (as long as i'm the driver)
4. the smell of raspberries or peaches
5. watching Roswell with someone who enjoys it as much as i do.
6. Hearing Zac's voice. sounds cheesy, but I don't get to much anymore.
7. doing anything outside at 3am
8. a warm, comfortable bed
9. playing with dogs or puppies. I just love their energy
10. dancing in the rain.

I would tag ten people, but i don't know ten people. At least not on here.

I did this on myspace, and it was amusing, so i'm posting it here

2006-03-13T06:39:31Z

Put your music library on shuffle and answer the questions with songs in the order they come up.

1. What's my mood like right now?
1 2 step - Missy Elliot

2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
Best I Ever Had - Vertical Horizon
yay!

3. What kind of person am I?
Just Another Day In Paradise - Phil Vassar
whee!

4. Am I loved?
Bigger Than My Body
niice

5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Boot Scootin' Boogie - Brooks And dunn
ok. that works.

6. What should I do with my life?
Everything You Want - Vertical Horizon
hahaha good advice, iTunes.

7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
Suga Suga - Baby Bash
okay.

8. What is my best quality?
One Word - Kelly Osbourne
.

9. How does my sex life look?
Before Your Love - Kelly Clarkson
um. weird

10. What's the meaning of life?
Baby Look At Us Now - Serena Paris
yes. look at us

11. What do people think of me?
I hate Myself For Losing You - Kelly Clarkson
sweet.

12. Would I make a good lover?
Angels - jessica Simpson
hmm. i fuck like an angel? is this good?

13. How crazy am I?
Brighter Than Sunshine - Aqua Lung
.

14. Will I have a good life in general?
All of This - Blink 182
all of what?

15. Can (insert name here) ever really love me?
James Dean - Daniel Bedingfield.
hmm

16. Can me and (insert name here) ever be more than friends?
We Need A Resolution - Aaliyah
hah

17. What's going to happen to me this week?
La la - Ashlee Simpson
hah oh boy

18. Where will I be a year from now?
Crazy - Dave Matthews Band
oh great.

19. What is my biggest wish?
Run - Snow Patrol
yeah...i should probably work on that soon.

20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Beautiful Disaster - kelly Clarkson
actually, if you listen to the song, it makes sense.

21. How will I die?
4 ever - the veronicas
okayy.

22. What will happen after I die?
Why won't you come over - Garbage
um. kay

23. what is my motto in life?
Ass like dat - eminem
ahahah YES

24. What is my favorite pastime?
Everytime we touch - Cascada
okay. i can live with that.

25. Where will I be in ten years?
Daughters - John Mayer
kay. so i'll have kids. cool.

26. was this quiz worth my time?
Good - Better Than Ezra
that answers that.

justxlauren @ 2006-03-04T18:13:00

2006-03-05T00:41:02Z

~Personal stuff~
1. What is your name? Lauren
2. Spell your name backwards: Neraul
3. Date of Birth: 2-15-1986
4. Sex: Female
5. Astrological Sign: Aquarius
6. Nicknames: Laur
7. Occupation? Vet's Woah N' Go
8. Height: 5'4
9. Weight: 160
10. Hair color: Brown
11. Eye color: Blue
12. where were you born? Mankato, MN
13. where do you reside now? Jackson, MN
14. age: 20

~random~
17. what does your screen name stand for? Just me.
18. what is your OD (online diary) name? don't have on e
19. what does your diary name stand for? just me.
20. number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 20
21. piercings? none
22. tattoo’s? tree frog on my lower back
23. shoe size: 10
24. righty or lefty? righty
25. wearing: tank top and jeans
26. hearing: Wedding Crashers
27. feeling: bored
28. eating/drinking: grape propel

~love~
29. Have you ever been in love? yes
30. how many people have you told "i love you"? a bunch
31. how many people have you been in love with? 2
32. How many people have you kissed? 10?
33. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? no
34. how many people have you dated? 10?
35. What do you look for in a guy/girl? honesty, a good sense of humor,
36. what’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes, lips, butt
37. what type of guy/girl do you usually go for? sweet guys
38. do you have a bf/gf? yes
39. if so where did you meet them? school
40. what do you like most about your bf/gf? he's so sweet, he's the funniest guy in the world.
41. do you have a crush right now? just zac
42. if so who is it? zac
43. do you believe in love at first sight? yea
44. do you remember your first love? yes
45. who is the first person you kissed? Michael Web
46. do you believe in fate? absolutely
47. do you believe in soul mates? yes
48. if so do you believe you’ll ever find yours? yea.

~Family Stuff~
49. How many siblings do you have? 3. two sisters and a brother
50. What are your parents names? Maureen and Bret
51. what are your siblings names? Jennifer, Erin, Samuel
52. How many siblings does your mother have? 5 sisters
53. How many siblings does your father have? 3. 2 sisters and a brother.
54. Where are your parents from? Mom is from Waterville, dad is from Iowa
55. Is your family close? yes
56. does your family get together for holidays? yep
57. do you have a drunk uncle? no.
58. Do any medical problems run through your family? oh yes. it's called depression.
59. does someone in your family wear a toupee? no
60. do you have any nieces or nephews? yes. 2 nephews and a niece
61. are your parents divorced? no. dad died. they were still married though
62. do you have step parents? no, my mom has a boyfriend though
63. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? nope
64. If so for what? .
65. Did some of your family come to America from another country? not while i was living

Have You Ever:

66. Mooned anyone? i don't think so
67. Been on a diet? yes
68. Been to a foreign country? no
69. Broken a bone? yes. my toe.
70. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? i don't think so.
71. Swear at a teacher? no
72. Been in a fight? no
73. Dated a teacher? nope
74. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes
75. Thought about killing your enemy? no
76. Gone skinny dipping? no
77. Told a little white lie? of course
78. Told a secret you swore not to tell? probably. like in highschool
79. Stole anything? yes
80. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? probably
81. Been on tv? no
82. Been on the radio? yes
83. Been in a mosh pit? no
84. Been to a concert? yes. John Mayer
85. Dated one of your best friends? yes
86. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yes
87. Decieved somebody: i dunno
88. Broken the law? yes
89. Been to a rodeo? no
90. Been on a talk show? no
91. Been on a game show? no
92. Been on an airplane? no
93. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
94. Came close to dying? no
95. Cheated on a bf/gf? kind of
96. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
97. Terrorized a babysitter? only my sister.
98. Made a mud pie? yes
99. Had a dream that you’re falling off a cliff? yep
100. Snuck out of the house at night? yes
101. Been so drunk you don’t remember your name? no
102. Had an eating disorder? yes
103. Felt like you didn’t belong? always
104. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes
105. Smoked? yes
106. Done drugs? yes
107. Been arrested? no
108. Had your tonsils removed? no
109. Gone to camp? yes
110. Won a bet? i don't think so
111. Written a love letter? yes
112. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? absolutely
113. Written a love poem? no
114. Kissed in the rain? yess!
115. Slow danced with someone you love? yes
116. Stolen a kiss? yes
117. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes
118. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
119. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? i don't think so
120. Gotten a speeding ticket? not a speeding ticket, no
121. Done jail time? no.
122. Had to wear a uniform to work? yepp
123. Won a trophy? no
124. Thrown up in public? yes
125. Bowled a perfect game? no
126. Failed/got held back? yes
127. Got perfect attendance in grade school? absolutely not
128. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yep
129. Taken ballet lessons? nope

~more random stuff~
130. Do you believe in aliens? yes
131. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: my purse, toilet paper (i had a cold) and a knife.
132. Do you have any hidden talents? nope
133. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? only always
134. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? i dunno
135. What would your movie star name be? .
136. Do you play any sports? no
137. What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? i dunno
138. What is the best movie you’ve seen in the theater or rented recently? umm Flightplan probably
139. What is the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen? Boogeyman
140. Do you drive? yes
141. What is your dream car? i dunno
142. Do you think you’re good looking? kinda
143. Do others think you are good looking? yes
144. Would you ever sky dive? maybe
146. How many rooms do you have in your house? um. 3? my livingroom/bedroom, kitchen and bathroom.
147. Are you afraid of roller coasters? nope
148. Do you believe in God? yes
149. Do you believe in Satan? yes
150. Do you believe there is a heaven? yes
151. Do you believe there is a ****? hell? yes. why is that bleeped out?
152. Do you own a pooltable? no
153. Do you have a pool? no
154. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? nope
155. Do you like chocolate? sometimes
156. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? a picture of a car?
157. How many U.S. states have you been to? North Dakota, Iowa, North Carolina,
158. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
159. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? dunno
160. Do you carry any weapons on you? no
161. What is your weakness? zac ;x
162. Name something you can’t get enough of: zac!
163. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: dunno
164. How many kids do you want to have? 2 or 3
165. Future daughters names: Arielle and Gianna
166. Future sons names: haven't thought about it yet.
167. What is your ideal way to die? sleeping
168. How do you release stress? listening to music
169. Are you a trendy person? no
170. Are you an artistic person?no
171. Are you a realistic person?i suppose
172. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? nope
173. Are you a strong person? yes
174. Are you a strong willed person? i guess
175. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Becky i think
176. Who is the last person to IM you? Jackie
177. Do you hate chain e-mails? oh yes
178. Are you a deep sleeper? yes
179. Are you a good story teller? no
180. What do you believe is your best quality? i dunno